My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!"
The other replies, "Moo!"
The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say, 'Moo'?"
The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."
-- Morey Amsterdam
She may weigh only 6lbs, but her ladyship, the Empress Josephine is one determined pooch. This morning I was greeted with an oh-so-delicate kiss on the nose, followed by a paw on the cheek. When this failed to rouse me, she pounced, followed by a ferocious dig at my hair. It's a good thing she's so darn cute or she would've been sent sailing off the bed.
Doesn't Jack the pomeranian look like such the gentleman? Don't be fooled! He was barking in my ear as her ladyship proceeded with the digging. The dynamic duo. I tell ya.